document.write('<table style="border: 1px solid black; color:black;" cellpadding=4 width=250><tr><td><font face=arial size=-1><div align=center><u>Poker Jokes</u></div><br>A Lot of Luck:<br><br>Some people just seem to have a lot of luck. A friend of mine is one of those card players who can almost always draw whatever he needs to win a hand in poker, but loses big time at the races. I asked him about this once and he replied, &quot;Well ... they won&#039;t let me shuffle the horses.&quot;<br><br><div align=center>provided by <a href="http://www.pokerjokes.org">PokerJokes.org</a></div></font></td></tr></table>');